Single gelding ISO LTR- sunset walks on the beach optional - $3000 (MT)
Single gelding in search of a new long term relationship. I'm a progressive kind of guy, so it doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman. My stats: I'm 11 years old, 14.3 hands, and stocky. I'm a gaited Spotted Saddle Horse originally from Alabama, so if you like southern accents, I'm your guy. Please don't judge me for my short stature- I have a big heart and am big enough to carry adult men. In my current relationship, I'm just not getting enough attention, and she's moved onto this tall dark and handsome guy. I've heard the internet is a great place to look for a new relationship, so I thought I'd try. My interests include trail riding, swimming, chasing cows, and the occasional horse show. Although I'm gaited, I love to run, and have been told that I have a great smooth lope. I have good manners, stand for grooming and saddling, and have been taught a trick to "park out" so it's easier for you to get on. I like going for rides in the trailer, and though no one likes the doctor, I'm good about seeing the vet, and stand for my manicure and pedicure. I'm UTD on my shots, worming, and have a current Coggins. Not to brag, but I'm very smart. Because of this, I'd like to have a new relationship with someone who knows what they're doing when they ride me. I like little kids and am safe to lead them around, but I'm definitely not a kid's or beginner's horse because I can take advantage of people who don't know what they're doing. Since we all have some baggage, I'll just be honest. If you don't ride me regularly, then I get nervous about leaving my friends at the barn. I'll probably try to turn around and go home. If you know what you're doing, I'll go for you. If some of my friends come along, I'll be just fine. In my current relationship, she says that I'm "barn sour" but that I was never like that when I was ridden more regularly. She travels too much to give me the attention I need, so right now I'm living a life of leisure.
Please send me an email and tell me more about yourself, and maybe we can exchange numbers and go on a date to see if we get along.
Thanks!
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I know they were going for cutesy, but it just sounds creepy. Cute horse though. I am having trouble with $3,000 for a barn sour horse that they don't even say is actually registered or is a proven winner at something???
Yes, cute horse.
ReplyDeleteI've never liked ads written from the horse's perspective, which is kind of funny when I think of my blog...
I guess it's the whole "dating" part of it. Even though my horse's name is Boyfriend, um, They're horses,THEY"RE NOT A BOYFRIEND!!
He's looking for a home, not a "date."
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